How much would you want???

A couple of weeks ago me and a friend went to Global Gathering which was really good but i found myself in a bit of a whirlpool for most of the duration. I found out what hell would be like (stuck in a field surrounded by weird brummies, while thinking i recognise everyone), i almost never got my white plimsoll's dirty until i had to battle the tidal wave outside the portaloo's, i walked from one side of the site to the other to get a cider because i didn't want to queue but then found out there was a bar in the tent we were in with queue, i saw a man dressed as a Rubik cube, i saw the amazing gods kitchen boom box stage and sooo much more.


Any way after all the mad shenanigans of the techno brumfest we called for the cab to take us back to our hotel, yes that's right hotel as my friend said there would be no where for hair straighteners. So we are sat in the hotel at around 6am with the bar all to our self's and the conversations were getting rather weird even more weird than my friend sitting with my sun glasses looking very much like Elton john.

And then it came to me... HOW MUCH WOULD SOMEONE WANT FOR A PUNCH TO THE FACE??? the way i see it everyone has a price. So we sat there thinking of all the people we knew and all celebrities and how much they would want for a random punch to the face, lets get this straight i didn't actually want to do or see any one get hit or hurt just purely wanted to know their reaction to the question and what price they would go for. After a few beers and a bowel of nachos and feeling even more drunk i got my first chance to find out a strangers true cost, 2 women who had also been to the brumfest had walked through the door, i called them over and asked the the question. The first woman's face just dropped like a Salvador Dali painting, then her BIG nosed Gonzo look a like mate piped up and said '£3000, i would do it for £3000, i would clearly have to think about the possibility of a nose job after'

We came to the decision that there were many factors that would determine everyones individual price and also what kind of punch would it be, straight on the nose or to the chin.

Any way i got to see two very different reactions which made it all very interesting

Got to go now

hope your all well and take care

Bungle x